She may have made a bigger impression on the former than she did on the latter. The occasion was a gala benefit, raising $582,000 for arts education and the Mann Centre, the summer home of the Philadelphia Orchestra, which is celebrating its 75th birthday. Rice, in her political career, has racked up some notable performances: an appearance with Yo-Yo Ma, or the above-mentioned gig for the Queen, with members of the London Philharmonic, in 2008. The Washington Post reported her playing as a little foursquare, a little obedient, but noted that after Rice joined Aretha Franklin for their one duet, I Say a Little Prayer, Franklin said: "You didn't think she could play it, right?" The report also noted that the onstage interaction between the two women seemed distant. STAY IN TOUCH ... WITH VOICE RECOGNITION DID Plastic Bertrand do a Milli Vanilli before Milli Vanilli (pictured) did? Yes, that question reads like gibberish. However, much like the lyrics attributed to Bertrand, a Belgian punk performer from the late 1970s who yesterday found himself under unwanted scrutiny for miming, it does make its own kind of weird sense. Some background: in 1977 Plastic Bertrand had a hit with the claptrap classic Ca plane pour moi ("All's cool with me"). At the time most English-speaking listeners had no idea the lyrics were claptrap - they were sung in French slang - but here is a representative translation: "Allez-oop! One morning/ a darling came to my home/a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair/a plaster, a hangover/drank my beer in a large rubber glass/Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!/like an Indian in his igloo". Anyway, 33 years on The has reported that according to a linguist commissioned by a Belgian judge to examine the original recording of Ca plane pour moi and compare it with a version released in 2006 by Bertrand's former producer, the singer of the 1977 track spoke with a twang that would not have come naturally to the Brussels-born frontman. "The voice can only belong to a Rosetta Stone Korean Ch'ti or a Picard," read the judgment, implying the true singer originated from north-eastern France, the area that produced Lou Deprijck, the track's composer and producer. Roger Jouret - the man behind the Plastic Bertrand persona - has vehemently denied the claims. At least we think it was him. WITH OCTOPUS TIPSTERS THE man may have a point. The belligerent Iranian leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, pictured, says Paul the Octopus, the cephalopod that correctly predicted the winners of seven World Cup games in a row, is a symbol of all that is wrong with the West. London's Telegraph noted the Iranian President launched himself on a bit of an anti-octo riff at the weekend, mentioning Paul several times in a speech in Tehran. Ahmadinejad claimed Paul, kept at Germany's Oberhausen Sea Life Centre, was a symbol of decadence. Paul's popularity soared (then faltered in Australia, Serbia, Ghana, England, Argentina and, finally, Germany) after he predicted the match results in South Africa. One would think Paul's supreme disloyalty in backing Spain against Germany in the semi-final was proof enough that he was no man's stooge, but the President accused him of nevertheless spreading "Western propaganda and superstition". He added: "Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values." Had Iran qualified and got Paul's tentacular caress, what might the President have said? WITH MONEY SO AUSTRALIANS are less happy than the recession-ravaged Irish? An income and wealth survey by the National Centre for Social and Economic Modelling and AMP found almost 90 per cent of us are "very satisfied" or "satisfied" with our general lot in life, but even so that placed us only equal third in the rankings - Eire, Norway and Denmark were jointly happiest. Researcher Rebecca Cassells said the data was collected from about 14,000 Australians in 2008.